Ramble Uncut: Josh Brownhill's poem

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Today's episode is a special teaser of what you can expect every week on the Football Ramble Patreon!

On this week's agenda, it's Josh Brownhill's loving ode to Wayne Rooney, our experiences with Oasis tickets, and Luke's 'Buzz Rightyear' find on Temu.

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