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Stak

The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.

In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style.

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There are just a few days until the summer transfer window slams shut. So what better way to build up to the big day than with a quiz devoted to all those players synonymous with that big yellow ticker?

Marcus officiates as Lineal Champion Vish faces Jim today with his precious belts on the line. Come step into the ring with us!

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My Biddy Aunt: Deadline Day Icons

“The penalties were long, but the memes were longer” - Vithushan Ehantharajah

Two days later and poor Vish is still hurting from Man United’s League Cup exit to Grimsby Town. At least Marcus and Jim were nice to him on today’s pod... kind of.

Elsewhere, Marcus predicts Arsenal to finally win at Anfield. Plus, we’re faced with an impossible decision: Would we rather the newly unemployed José Mourinho manages West Ham or Rangers?

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The Preview Show: The memes hurt

Alexander Isak and Yoane Wissa have their heels well and truly dug into the ground, refusing to play for their clubs until they get a move away. But is it fair that it's now the players who hold the cards when it comes to deciding their futures, rather than the clubs who own their contract?

Marcus, Luke & Vish are here to share their thoughts on that. Plus, can the Big Dick stadium replace Goodison Park's atmosphere, and is it time to bring back two up top, if only to see a few more chests called into action?

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Mailbag: Has player power gone too far?

Sam Allardyce, Alan Pardew, David Moyes... is there anyone left for West Ham to call?

*Sean Dyche’s music starts playing*

Things have gone from bad to worse for Graham Potter at West Ham. Today, Marcus, Luke, Vish and Jim learn about Sean Dyche’s latest ploy to put himself in the shop window. Plus, we wonder how Man United will deal with the dramatic return of Harry the Haddock.

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The Sean Dyche merry-go-round

Join Marcus and Jim as they frolic amongst the ashes of a barn burner at St James’ Park. A literal child scored a 100th minute winner for Liverpool!

You can tell Marcus enjoyed the game because he started making comparisons to David Beckham vs Greece. Elsewhere, he permits Jim to already celebrate Arsenal winning the title and we take the time to call out ref cam for what it was… s**t.

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Ramble Reacts: Liverpool steal the points

It might be the second weekend of the Premier League season, but already Marcus has a revolutionary idea that surely every single fan can get behind.

He's joined by Pete, Vish and Jim to reflect on some detailed artwork at Selhurst Park and why exactly Nuno Espírito Santo is fanning the flames of his own sacking.

Plus, Thomas the Frank Engine is already up to full speed with yet another Spurs victory over Pep Guardiola (when will the bloke learn) and West Ham manage to tick every single box for a terrible first home game of the season. Yikes.

Click here for Episode 1 of Game's Gone now, our brand new monthly series available exclusively on Amazon Music!

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Frank has sense

Poor old Daniel Levy. Faffing around with the details of Eberechi Eze's contract then in comes Mikel Arteta and Lovely Berta to nab him for their pesky neighbours.

This week, our game is dedicated to those players who very nearly joined Spurs but - for whatever reason - never signed the dotted line.

Marcus takes on Vish this week, with Pete on the buttons. We're in for a belter!

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My Biddy Aunt: Tottenham’s Nearly Men

Eberechi Eze got his big move to North London, just as we always said he would... Today, Vish and Pete listen to Marcus gloat over what this means for his prediction that Arsenal will win the league.

Elsewhere, Cole Palmer goes to war with a French vineyard and Pete is planning a mid-season tour to Wet Wipe Island.

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The Preview Show: Mr One Week

Crystal Palace are in a right old pickle. Kicked out of the Europa League, set to lose Eberechi Eze and Marc Guéhi, and - no we're not making it up - Nottingham Forest coming to town right between their two Conference League qualifiers. Let's not take the p*** here.

Luke tells Marcus and Vish why he's expecting Evangelos Marinakis to turn up to that game in a viking helmet. Plus, Neymar's parties are analysed on Brazilian television. 

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The Pillage of Croydon

Alexander Isak is having a hot mess summer and he appears to now have Yoane Wissa for company. Today, Marcus, Luke and Vish agree that this is a transfer saga that everyone at the Ramble can enjoy.

Elsewhere, we’ve already had our fair share of controversial decisions in the Premier League - what an amazing surprise! The lads discuss that and we’ve been sent a sequel to the tale of the Lambton Worm. Plus, Luke gives a definitive answer to the issue of who would win in a fight between Tom Brady and Wayne Rooney.

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The Moyes Testament

Man United have copied Newcastle’s homework and narrowed their striker options down to Ollie Watkins and Benjamin Šeško. That means Pete, Luke and Jim have to confront the terrifying prospect that they might actually have a decent season, as unlikely as that still sounds…

We also get an update on the terrible situations at Sheffield Wednesday and Morecambe, while David Moyes becomes the unlikely head of the Everton tourist board and Joško Gvardiol’s pre-season training involves wielding a semi-automatic in the Croatian woods. Plus, Erik ten Hag remains adamant that Granit Xhaka won’t leave Bayer Leverkusen - cue the Benny Hill theme #herewego.

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