Simms & Florio pick every game against the spread for Week 8:

(1:10) "If Kirk Cousins wins Super Bowl MVP, I will get a Kirk Cousins tattoo on my arm. Guaranteed."

(4:30) TNF: Redskins at Vikings "I think the Redskins will be a pain in the ass early."

(7:25) Seahawks at Falcons "No matter what Matt plays QB for the Falcons, they're done."

(11:10) Eagles at Bills "The Bills don't really have that signature win yet."

(15:15) Chargers at Bears "I think the loser of this game is going to flat-out collapse."

(19:30) Giants at Lions "Pat Shurmur quietly had one of the worst decisions in the league last week."

(24:15) Broncos at Colts Florio floats a Von Miller trade proposition for an NFC team.

(29:40) Jets at Jaguars "Can we get the name Haley Joel Darnold to stick?"

(33:30) Bengals at Rams in London Florio learns what "wanker" means.

(37:00) Cardinals at Saints "This is the toughest environment Kyler Murray has had to play in."

(39:50) Buccaneers at Titans "I like what I saw from Ryan Tannehill last week."

(45:05) Panthers at 49ers "If the Panthers go to San Francisco and win, I'm sticking with Kyle Allen."

(50:00) Raiders at Texans "I think Derek Carr is on the outs."

(54:45) Browns at Patriots "I'm not picking the Browns to win, I'm not that stupid."

(59:20) SNF: Packers at Chiefs "Even if Patrick Mahomes is active, this could be a ruse."

(1:03:00) MNF: Dolphins at Steelers "This might be the low-water mark for primetime football in 2019."

(1:05:05) Chris and Mike go all favorites for their Best Bets