Breaking Down The Barstool Brawl | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave and surprise surprise, Bert opens with a confession: he wishes he'd never quit drinking. What follows is a full inventory of the modern male brain, the online pastor Tom watches every morning to get inspired, why 17-year-olds have no business being nostalgic for anything, the exact moment each of them gave up on playing pro sports, and why comedians never seem to get that same reality check. The guys break down Bert's Whoop addiction and the blood clot that started it, get talked into a completely fictional performance-enhancing stack for a 5K, fall in love with bull riding legend JB Mauney, pitch the worst sponsorship idea in podcast history, and watch a food delivery driver take on the entire Barstool office. Then it's cringe cancellation, sobriety influencers, 4:23 a.m. morning routine guys, and a long, very funny argument about which movie stars are actually men and which ones just look at themselves in the mirror. Plus Bert's new fragrance obsession, the colognes of Napoleon, Elvis and JFK, Sebastian Maniscalco's four seasonal robes, Joe Rogan's splits, Billy Bob Thornton at the CMAs, and a big announcement about the future of the show.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:17 - The Jewish Joke Bert Can't Tell On Stage

00:04:26 - Pastor Manning

00:09:09 - Period Sex Confessions & Giving Up On Sports

00:21:50 - Nobody Quits Comedy Or Drinking

00:31:31 - Whoop Obsession, The Blood Clot, & Tren

00:37:09 - JB Mauney & The PBR

00:44:27 - Motorcycles & The 12 O'clock Boys Sponsorship

00:46:56 - The Barstool Helmet Fight

00:52:58 - Fighting Women

00:56:13 - Cringe Cancellation

01:01:35 - Tom's Pep Talk & Bert's Therapy

01:05:05 - Sobriety Influencers & Morning Routine Guys

01:09:04 - Cringey Actors vs. Real Men

01:19:33 - Bert's Fragrance Obsession

01:30:00 - Drakkar Noir Nostalgia

01:36:49 - Sebastian Maniscalco Is A Study

01:40:04 - Bert Meets Billy Bob At The CMAs

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