The tradition of April Fools Day is born in a gruesome political murder that prevents the recognition of March 32nd, a day so steeped in mystery it doesn’t appear on the calendar.

The Council of Mars is:

• Lindsay Graham, Lead Cantor • Emily Burke, Arranger of Sounds • Mollie Baack. Conjurer of Realities • Steven Walters, High Scribe • Alexandra Currie-Buckner. Guardian • Arch Priests, Steven Walters for Airship, and Pascal Hughes for Noiser. • With special contributions from Acolytes Miranda Kathleen, Ben Sawyer, Lindsay Goldapp and William Simpson.

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