"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack."

Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment.

Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film.

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