What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me): A Deep Dive into the Void of UncertaintyDicholas Chad Pansy
I Have No Idea What I’m Doing: A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught)Dicholas Chad Pansy
"How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)": A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of ChangingDicholas Chad Pansy
Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess): A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually ImplodingDicholas Chad Pansy
How to Be a Debbie Downer: A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows ItDicholas Chad Pansy
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a liabilityDicholas Chad Pansy
Maybe Im The Problem?: How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A NapDicholas Chad Pansy
Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 TimesDicholas Chad Pansy
Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself: How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re FineDischolas Chad Pansy
We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts): From “I Want My CDs Back” to “Please THAT PIC" A Timeline of Romantic FailureDicholas Chad Pansy
Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question RealityDicholas Chad Pansy
Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone)Dicholas Chad Pansy
I Feel That: How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It ImmediatelyDicholas Chad Pansy
So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage): A Survival Guide to Loving Someone Who Is Always FilminDicholas Chad Pansy
Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours): A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conversation You’ve Ever HadDicholas Chad Pansy
Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic): A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink BreathingDicholas Chad Pansy