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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 822

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven

00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults 

00:17:31 - Scientology 

00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows 

00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH?

00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man

00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter 

00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser

00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney

01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens 

01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts

01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli
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Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!

Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 821

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:02 - Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full 

00:18:24 - Muy Mucha Charo Teaser

00:21:37 - Does Charo Like Austin?

00:29:39 - Farts & Charo Bribes 

00:37:54 - Charo's Psych Evaluation Results 

00:49:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

00:57:05 - Crazies Behind The Wheel 

01:02:21 - Clip: Robot Companion 

01:04:44 - Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts 

01:15:49 - Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes 
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Charo Returns… And She's Got A New Show! | Your Mom's House Ep. 821

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Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care.

Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 820

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:08:51 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:23:11 - Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny 

00:31:05 - Lena Dunham

00:37:05 - Clip: Bottled Farts

00:39:49 - Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses 

00:48:28 - The Cosby Problem

00:59:22 - Woody Allen & Roman Polanski

01:13:33 - Drunk News Anchor

01:17:23 - Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy

01:26:27 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:30:47 - Joey Roses Sandwiches

01:40:30 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers
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Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 820

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm.

Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 819

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:13 - Mom & Dad Updates

00:13:13 - Opening Clip: Angry Dad 

00:19:42 - Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show

00:23:05 - Dan Pena

00:32:49 - Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter 

00:38:06 - Christina Saw "Sinners"

00:46:26 - The Doctor Is In

00:53:24 - Who's Doing Ok?

01:01:02 - Mid Tier Crazies 

01:10:55 - Top 3 Psychos 

01:27:31 - The Biggest Studio Psycho 

01:38:35 - Mentally Ill Main Mommies

01:53:35 - The Other Normies

01:57:24 - Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake
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Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819

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This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes.

Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 818

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked
00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies 
00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship 
00:25:30 - What's Your Sign?
00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler 
00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment
00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy 
00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious 
01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads 
01:08:41 - Will Smith 
01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts 
01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.

The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 817

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass

00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight 

00:20:25 - Adrien Brody 

00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player 

00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny 

00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P

00:35:02 - Gym Farts 

00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill?

00:45:32 - Movies

00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop 

00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off 

01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad 
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Who's More Mentally Ill? | Your Mom's House Ep. 817

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves.

Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 816

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer 
00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend 
00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya
00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work
00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe 
00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys 
00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom
00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows
00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN
00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip 
00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom 
00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle!
00:57:56 - The Black Segment 
00:59:49 - TikToks
01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants"
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It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 815

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 

00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy 

00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 

00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff 

00:28:16 - Sinners 

00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 

00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 

00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 

00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings 

01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 

01:14:17 - TikToks 

01:19:37 - Red Lobster 

01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg 
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A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.

The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 814

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler 

00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty 

00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend 

00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test 

00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine 

00:26:47 - Clip: Break It

00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups 

00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping 

00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves

00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals

00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns 

01:02:49 - All Bricked Up

01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart 

01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army 

01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist 

01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me

01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima

01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal 

01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo

01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B
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Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,

Your Mom’s House Ep. 813

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops 

00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame 

00:34:04 - Prince Stories 

00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic 

00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters 

00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay 

00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible 

00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy 

00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14 - The French President Slap

00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh
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Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822

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