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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 841

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!

00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day 

00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal 

00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song 

00:20:49 - Situational Awareness 

00:26:05 - Chevy Chase 

00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies 

00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd 

00:46:53 - Presidents 

00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad 

00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation 

01:03:05 - Wrap Up 

01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown
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Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841

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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).

Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.

Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 840

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Farts & Safety 

00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan 

00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun 

00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor

00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown

00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt 

00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters 

00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns 

00:43:59 - Madonna

00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense

00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year

00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene 

00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women

01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr

01:09:05 - TikToks

01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips 

01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez
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Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.

From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!

Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 839

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat 

00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect 

00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid 

00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug 

00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline

00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession 

00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza

00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

00:49:34 - MMA Domination 

00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election 

00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho 

01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving 

01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack 

01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story 

01:19:38 - TikToks 

01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del
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Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Your Mom's House Ep. 839

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 838

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks

00:07:42 - Tom's New Special

00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy

00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation

00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There

00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys

00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr

01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres

01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum

01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage

01:18:55 - Wrap Up

01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler
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Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838

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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 837

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly 

00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings 

00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?

00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism 

00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler 

00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love 

00:35:53 - Fat Pets 

00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts 

00:46:12 - Fit CEO's 

00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda 

00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up 

01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals 

01:08:08 - TikToks 

01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze 
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Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 836

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson 

00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr 

00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug 

00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady 

00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy 

00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie 

00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez 

00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits 

01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles 

01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl 

01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers 
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FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836

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Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.

They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?

Your Mom’s House Ep. 835

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior 

00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You

00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk

00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show

00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum 

00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer

00:35:17 - Dad Eyes

00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?

00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat 

00:56:11 - Christina's Curations

01:08:41 - Wrap Up

01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad 
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Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835

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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 834

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action 

00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas 

00:14:14 - Florida Trash 

00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds 

00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff 

00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

00:37:48 - Bert 

00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld 

00:47:17 - Pudding Unc 

00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady 

00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater 

01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:22:31 - I'm Ryan 

01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga 

01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog 

01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem 

01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes 

01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer
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A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834

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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 833

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents 

00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney 

00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back 

00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds 

00:41:07 - Show N Tell 

00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42 - Christine's Turn 

01:19:29 - Enny Hates This 

01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick 

01:27:07 - Wrap Up 

01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack
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Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 832

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes 

00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game 

00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents 

00:40:21 - Traveling Girls 

00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy 

00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28 - Christina's Curations 

01:24:07 - More TikToks

01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin
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Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832

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Pull them up all the way over your head! This week Tom Segura and Christina P start off with discussing twins, if Tom actually has fun, and the differences between how the main mommies raise the boys. We open the show with a clip of a super cool guy hitting on ladies at the gym and causing a scene. Is he the son of FedSmoker? We then watch clips of a lunatic crusading for acceptance and understanding of a super stigmatized group, an enraged Uber driver, and we talk about wild bumper sticker culture. We see Patty's doppelganger give a sermon, discuss why compliments from black people are the best kind of compliment you can get, and we try to find a video of an Asian guy crushing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. Will Nadav find it? We have a new video from "I turn into a telescope" guy and he's got some information to share with us. We go through a few Horrible or Hilarious and a fun bunch of Christina's TikTok curations.
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