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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 857

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off 

00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank

00:14:51 - Mouth Noises

00:21:02 - Mostly Straight

00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences 

00:33:14 - Dirty Talk

00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection 

00:45:56 - Animals 

00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips 

01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women

01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom 

01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker

01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents

01:19:10 - Wrap Up

01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport
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Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857

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Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs.

The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 856

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me
00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls
00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors
00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro
00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish
00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education
00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End
00:59:44 - Golden Shit
01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake
01:15:22 - TikToks
01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth
01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes
01:31:36 - More TikToks
01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc

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Shitting Gold w/ David Cross | Your Mom's House Ep. 856

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This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see.

Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways.

Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 855

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person
00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy
00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy
00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout
00:24:08 - Hungry Lion
00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's
00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels
00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors
00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters
00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania
00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans
00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets
01:03:31 - Piledrivers
01:07:12 - Nakedness
01:14:54 - Handshakes
01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition
01:28:56 - When Fans Attack
01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee

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Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Your Mom's House Ep. 855

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.

Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 854

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool

00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband

00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom

00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef

00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant

00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun

00:33:20 - International Realtors

00:36:35 - Safety Larry

00:39:38 - Mantak Chia

00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy

01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks

01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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Tim & Christine Learn About Bimbofication | Your Mom's House Ep. 854

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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.

Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 853

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue

00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting

00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It

00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors

00:28:48 - Big Word Burger

00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits

00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan

00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories

00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:48:27 - Brain Injuries

00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet?

01:00:35 - Kinky Unc

01:04:13 - Plugging Dates

01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life

01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler
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Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Your Mom's House Ep. 853

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.

Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 852

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain

00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died

00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital

00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System

00:33:06 - New Lease On Life

00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff 

00:40:13 - Horny Granny

00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage

00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags

00:51:27 - TikToks

01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes 

01:10:41 - More White People Shit

01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO
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Brian Simpson Almost Died | Your Mom's House Ep. 852

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"

Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 851

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black 

00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom 

00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car 

00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper 

00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House 

00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents 

01:04:01 - Master Of Accents

01:11:28 - Dictators 

01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06 - Very British Discussion 

01:34:06 - TikToks

01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin | Your Mom's House Ep. 851

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.

This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 850

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival 

00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition

00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth

00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House 

00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice

00:33:01 - Kinky Unc

00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs 

00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura

00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady 

00:57:30 - TikToks

01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster
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Tom Is Home Here Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 850

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This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down.
Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 849

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid
00:04:20 - Raising Kids
00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog
00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps
00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car
00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships
00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds
00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips
00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident
00:52:14 - College Frat Boys
00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour
01:00:02 - Christina's Curations
01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom
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Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Your Mom's House Ep. 849

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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 848

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face 

00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral 

00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word

00:27:38 - Period Update

00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files

00:30:52 - Safety Larry

00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry

00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review

00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff

00:56:07 - TikToks

01:03:59 - Wrap Up

01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 848

What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan.
Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions. 
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