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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga 

00:13:41 - A History Lesson

00:21:16 - Boston Gambler 

00:27:20 - Cool Accountant 

00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46 - TikToks

01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz
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Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 830

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes
00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit
00:20:14 - Fartmacy
00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers
00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List
00:46:56 - Napkin Pants
00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru
00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT
01:01:10 - Art Update
01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ
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The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together.
Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show.
Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 829

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Chapters 
00:00:00 - Intro
00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick
00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer
00:16:49 - Art Update
00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email
00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass
00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional
00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar
00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa
00:52:16 - Green Room
01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician
01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield
01:12:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:19:33 - Iraqi Influencer
01:26:05 - Private Videos In Public
01:31:53 - Black Magic
01:35:17 - TikToks
01:47:20 - Clip: Relationship Advice
01:50:28 - Clip: Not A Real Cop
01:51:03 - Rope Prep & After Care
01:55:47 - Wrap Up
01:56:57 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic" by DJ Fartmoose

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Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg | Your Mom's House Ep. 829

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 828

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath 

00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites 

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout 

00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate 

00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman 

00:36:38 - Napkin Pants 

00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24 - Gender Traitor 

01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans
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A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen | Your Mom's House Ep. 828

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 827

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions 

00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58 - Carrot Top

00:45:20 - The Prop Process

00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor 

01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53 - TikToks

01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix
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Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk | Your Mom's House Ep. 827

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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 826

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids 

00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks

00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences 

00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan 

00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends 

00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

00:42:41 - Tom Or Black?

00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama

00:48:30 - Randy Moss

00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals

01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin?

01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel
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The Cheat Code For Black Comedy w/ Gary Owen | Your Mom's House Ep. 826

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

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Mommy SubmissionsDaniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaEDouglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGcKaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hkBobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love

00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking

00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins

00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now

01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song
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Our Favorite Jeans w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep. 825

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We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 824

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:11 - Let The Conversation Begin 

00:04:08 - Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals?

00:05:43 - Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina 

00:07:15 - Photos Of Pinhead 

00:14:17 - Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards 

00:20:35 - Basic Questions 

00:23:19 - Clive Barker

00:31:27 - Behind The Mask

00:38:06 - Hellraiser 

00:46:20 - The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names 

00:55:41 - Hellbound & Horny 

01:03:41 - Master Of Accents 

01:14:02 - Arsenal Fans & Doug Bradley's YouTube Page 

01:21:14 - Mommy's New Boobs 

01:27:08 - Closing Song - "Feel The Pain" by Mark Price 
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Hellraiser Or Hilarious w/ Doug Bradley (Pinhead) | Your Mom's House Ep. 824

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.

From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 823

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich

00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic

00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell 

00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings 

00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist 

00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage 

00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom

00:42:56 - Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair 

00:44:26 - Clip: Fatso Mechanic 

00:46:12 - Clip: Cool Karate

00:48:24 - Clip: Energy Sex 

00:51:37 - Cracker Barrel Ambassador 

00:57:20 - Sons & Fathers 

01:01:56 - Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom 

01:08:16 - Wrap Up

01:12:12 - Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass
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The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823

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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 822

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Chapters 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven

00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults 

00:17:31 - Scientology 

00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows 

00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH?

00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man

00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter 

00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser

00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney

01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens 

01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts

01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli
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Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822

It's true that Choosy Mom's Choose Jif, but REAL Mom's do too. Are you REAL??
ChristJeansa and Tommy return from his birth city and they have some stories. Plane dumps and did you know that coconut butter can be used as a lubricant? Tom's family has tested it. 
Pastor Manning lets us inside Starbucks secrets - just how much semen are they putting in your drink? 
We have highlights from our LIVE show in Cincy with Geoff Tate AKA Denim on Denim AKA Hot Dogs and Gatorade for LYFE. You'll find out how many hot dogs he's been eating. 
We haven't heard back yet from Gloria Estefan, but we're hoping by putting our song out there that she will respond soon. 
Love, 
The Miami Fart Machine
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290-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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