NUMN Edition - #50 Severed Limbs

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!

This week we cover:

Allahu Axed Balls - Muslim tranny demands severed testicles be returned from ex-boyfriend's fridge:

https://www.breitbart.com/social-justice/2023/08/15/transgender-muslim-woman-demands-ex-boyfriend-return-his-frozen-testicles/

Home invader criminal "fingered" for crime after 17 years from digit severed by sword-wielding victim:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/memphis-home-invasion-bandit-captured-17-years-victim-chopped-his-finger-crime-scene

Dead of Knights - Eight Knights Templar graves discovered in rural English churchyard:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12408493/The-real-life-Da-Vinci-Code-Historian-uncovers-graves-belonging-members-Knights-Templar-Staffordshire-one-nationally-important-discoveries-kind.html

Aussie billionairess goes nuclear with her rejection of so-called green energy solutions:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/mining/australian-billionaire-gina-rinehart-throws-weight-behind-nuclear-energy/news-story/134d04512b7a980c716e9667d02df136

Unknowns featured this week: Keel, Justin, Ashley and Stella.