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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. 

Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.

We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).

The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.

Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

02:00 Morning Anxiety & Bunker Talk

05:30 Life Perspective & COVID Reflections

07:15 Listener Nicknames

09:20 Parenting Dilemma

12:20 Molly & Tom Join The Show

14:30 Starting Their Podcast

17:00 Love Island Journey

18:45 Life After The Show

21:00 Football vs Fame

23:30 Public Pressure

24:50 Relationship Advice

26:00 Proposal Story

28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

 @thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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NearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.

The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.

There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.

If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins

03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?

05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?

07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters

10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?

12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge

15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks

18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?

21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

 @thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.

Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.

Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.

We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.

Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre

05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On”

08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album

11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes

14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again

17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met

18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission

19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast

23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor

24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids

28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)

30:28 Fan Questions Begin

33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love

38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures

43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life

48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned

53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections

56:30 Outro

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter Andre

https://twitter.com/peterandre

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Emily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!

Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.

Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.

There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.

It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations

02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”

04:05 The “Knickers” Debate

05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles

08:50 Sponsor Break

09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat

11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks

13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins

15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

 @thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.

We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.

In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

00:27 Ross update & opening chat

01:02 Morning routines & body confidence

02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate

03:10 Hair routines & “life admin”

05:04 Relationship icks & plane story

06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”)

07:38 House chat, storage & spindles

09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat

10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs

11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”

13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat

14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos

16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex

17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles

18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin

19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate

20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot

21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion

22:18 Social media vs real life debate

24:24 Filming vs living the moment

25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate

27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro

27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins

28:56 Debate & reactions

30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues

31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segment

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

 @thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀

The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.

We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.

Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.

And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

 00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins) 

 02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question

 02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes

 03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate

 06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes

 08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths

 09:12 Fake Football Career Story

 10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand

 12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…

 13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids

 13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate

 15:01 Relationship Advice Question

 16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”

 16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”

 17:09 The Real Relationship Advice

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

 @thetherapycrouch

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.

Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.

There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits

01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)

04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”

04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong

05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out

08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster

10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock

12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”

13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine

16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means

17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic

19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life

21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs

22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football

23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry

25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate

27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

 @thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.

From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…

The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).

Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:

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Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/

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00:00 Introduction

01:00 Outrageous Nicknames

04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke

08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?

10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession

12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations

14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks

16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things

18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated

21:00 Celebrity Encounters

25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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00:00 Introduction

02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession

05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience

08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge

10:30 The family diary row

14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”

17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story

19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal

21:03 The dog adoption videos debate

25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers

27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward

29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever

30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat

42:22 The mystery rapper debate

44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey 

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.

Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.

Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.

The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.

Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.

If you want to submit an AMA question to the podcast - hit the link below

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/

00:00 Introduction

01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups

03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate

04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive

09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?

14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem

19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate

23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships

25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong

28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch

33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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