In this week’s episode, the Methodist Church finally gets around to reading the Bible, Heath heavily considers converting to Christianity for the flying, and we’ll learn that schisms just ain’t what they used to be.

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--- Headlines: United Methodist Church to split over gay marriage: https://religionnews.com/2020/01/03/leaders-announce-plan-to-split-united-methodist-church-over-lgbtq-ordination-marriage/

Palm Reader Allegedly Ripped Off Victim By Saying Her Daughter Was Possessed: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/04/palm-reader-allegedly-ripped-off-victim-by-saying-her-daughter-was-possessed/ Delaware GOP Leaders Under Fire After Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Comments: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/04/delaware-gop-leaders-under-fire-after-homophobic-anti-semitic-comments/ Dennis Prager on Anne Frank: “I Don’t Get My Wisdom from Teenagers”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/01/dennis-prager-on-anne-frank-i-dont-get-my-wisdom-from-teenagers/ In Defiance of Science, GA Lawmaker Aims to Make Trans Healthcare for Kids a Felony: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/03/in-defiance-of-science-ga-lawmaker-aims-to-make-trans-healthcare-for-kids-a-felony/ Ethical Veganism Given Same Protections As Religious Beliefs in UK: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/04/ethical-veganism-given-same-protections-as-religious-beliefs-in-u-k/

Steve Anderson: AU wildfires are god’s revenge for not letting Steve Anderson in their country: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/01/arizona-pastor-gods-judgement-responsible-for-australian-wildfires/

Christian Minister: A Boy at My Youth Camp Literally Flew Through the Air: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/01/christian-minister-a-boy-at-my-youth-camp-literally-flew-through-the-air-2/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Mansplain Con 2020: https://nypost.com/2020/01/02/mansplaining-conference-hopes-to-make-women-great-again/

Delaware man throws bomb at Planned Parenthood: https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/06/us/planned-parenthood-delaware-incendiary-device/

PP performs record number of abortions: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/08/planned-parenthood-performed-a-record-number-of-abortions-despite-gop-sabotage/