True Blood: Scratches (S2E3)

We start with Sookie telling Bill to piss off, and storming away from her banana mobile into these hella dangerous Louisiana streets, but her attempt to distance herself from her insufferable boyfriend ends up putting her in the crosshairs of a magical beast that attacks her. Distraught, Bill brings her scratched up ass to Fantasia for magical healing of the non-sexy variety! Meanwhile, both Tara and Jason worry that they're not where they should be, and Sam shows that he's a bitch.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie gets a new favorite euphemism, Ash worries that Maryann is dangerous, and we get our first complicated look at Joyt(? Hoysica?)

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