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Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.

Want more vampy goodness?? Check our first season- The Rewatcher: Buffy The Vampire Slayer! 

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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sookie attempts to go against her instincts to help Eric who seems concussed or something! He doesn't know her name, and even more alarming, is kind of being sweet. Pam BEGS Sookie to play babysitter until they are able to fix whatever is wrong with him.

Meanwhile, Lala wants to clear his conscience, Jessica wants to clear Hoyt's memory, and Arlene wants to clear whatever demon is inhabiting baby Mikey's new/old doll! 

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie pledges to be gutter-maxing when it comes to Eric, Alaina does a spot on crystal impression, and Ash causes us ALL to cackle for a few minutes of the episode. 

 
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True Blood: If You Love Me, Why Am I Dying? (S4E3)

Reeling from her short rendezvous in the witness protection faerie realm, Sookie continues to be shocked by HOW MUCH has changed. Eric wants her to be HIS, Bill is the freaking king, and everyone is telling her that she's in CRAZY danger if she doesn't accept Eric's offer for protection OR hide out somewhere. 

Taratoni returns to Bon Temps and is quickly reminded of WHY she left this crazy-ass place. Arlene struggles with her evil baby, and Jason finds himself in a compromised position in Hotshot. OH! and Marnie wants to raise a human being from the dead... no big!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie wonders about Katie's benefits package, Ash considers adopting a 'Pam' Vibe, and Alaina gives Sookie a new nickname!

 

 
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True Blood: You Smell Like Dinner (S4E2)

We're back and we have some notes! We pick up with Sookie getting whisked away to the witness protection faerie realm, and things are not okay: Not for Sookie, not for the other humans in the realm, and CERTAINLY not for us Rewatchers who were thrown by this weird interlude!

We get back on track though, and shit has changed in Bon Temps! Sookie's house has been sold. Jason is babysitting a V-addicted Andy. Jesus is still pressuring Lala to get all magical 'n shit. Baby Mikey is an adorable psychopathic nugget. There's a new king of Louisiana, OH! And there's someone LITERALLY raising the dead. Buckle up Rewatchers! This is where things get wild!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina correctly states that Eric is the perfect vampire spokesperson, Mikie worries about the well being of Sam and his friends roaming wild and free, and Ash comes to terms with the fact that she is an old person at heart! 

We are also SO saddened by the passing of Dolly Parton. What a treasure to humanity she was! We also NEED to thank Dolly Parton for being a silent producer for Buffy. Without her support, OUR show literally wouldn't exist. The world is a darker place without her in it! Rest in Paradise you absolute Queen!

 

 
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True Blood: She's Not There (S4E1)

Today we are relistening to one of our favorite episodes of Season 1 of The Rewatcher when Ash & Alaina sat down with everyone's favorite monster-actor, Doug Jones!!!

See you next week when we start the FOURTH SEASON of True Blood!

 
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The Relistener: HUSH with Doug Jones!

Rewatchers! We have made it to the Season 3 Finale, and we've got a hefty episode to share with you! 

We start with two hot dogs in the sun-- Russell & Eric. Eric is having hallucinations that is influencing his plans for Russell! Sookie is OVER the vampire of it all they ALL suck, and she's not going tot take being a pawn in their reindeer games anymore. Meanwhile, Tara can't catch a freaking break, Sam has lost the freaking plot, and Jason is attempting to SAVE hotshot now?? I know. We can't keep up with it either!!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash & Alaina lose the pet name for BIWL, and appropriately label his trifling ass "Billy", Ash is SAT if Rene's ghost is sticking around, and Mikie says some things that might cause him to get sent back to Canada by Ash. 

Due to intense travel, we will be back with a new episode on August 26th! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! 

 
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True Blood: "Evil Is Going On" (S3E12)

Bill bamfs to Fangtasia to rescue Sookie, but Pam gets Holistic on his ass. Eric seeks Russell out to put an offer on the table that he is unable to refuse. Lafayette's psyche is broken after his V experience with Jesus. Arlene enlists Holly to help her with her serial murder baby bump. Sam has a complete meltdown and pushes everyone away except for Tara who is unable to catch an offing break!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina and Mikie talk about our desire to seek out Wicker for not at all obvious reasons, Ash is SO over Bill & Sookie, and we wonder the mechanics of how someone could be someone's double cousin. 

And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! 

 
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True Blood: "Fresh Blood" (S3E11)

Rewatchers! We are revisiting the episode that started it all! Join us in listening to S1:E1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Welcome to the Hellmouth! We will be back NEXT WEDNESDAY with an all new episode! See you then!

 
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The Relistener: Episode 1 of Buffy (Welcome to the Hellmouth)

Sookie is less than psyched with the revelation of what she is, and Bill explains why it makes things for Sookie SO MUCH MORE dangerous! Eric comes (in a slutty lil shirt) to say goodbye to Sookie and give a warning. Jason struggles with PTSD and gets honest with Tara. Summer is all horned up and ready to fooook!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash has flashbacks to a middle school dance, Alaina loves how Mary throws ass, and Mikie wonders why Tommy always looks wet. 

And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! 

 
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True Blood: "I Smell a Rat" (S3E10)

With the ambush on Sookie’s house behind them, Bill and Sookie look to make amends and figure out WTF cookie *is*! Crystal gets tracked down, and she and Jason make a series of unfortunate choices that get multiple hospitalized, and tests their new relationship. Tara gets makes steps to move on from her traumatic getaway, but finds Franklin’s shadow hard to escape. Eric & Pam are placed on house arrest by the Authority as Russell is COMPLETELY unhinged by the death of Talbot.

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina gets upset with Nan Flannabob, Mikie talks about an unwilling golden shower and Ash gets her coat on to go out into the streets if Jesus ends up being Satan in a Sunday hat!

And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! 

 
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True Blood: "Everything is Broken" (S3E9)

With Sookie freshly traumatized by how animalistic (in a bad way) Bill was, we all grab our tissues and brace for a break up! Lafayette continues to be the BEST kind of person to have around after crazy shite, and Alcide worries about leaving Sookie behind when he heads back home. Meanwhile Jason puffs out his chest around Crystal's family and Arlene gets a ghostly visitor! 

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash rescinds her previously "thrown in towel" for Bill, Alaina admits that Eric could convince her to do anything, and Mikie finds a new favorite euphemism!

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True Blood: " Night on the Sun" (S3E8)

Grab your abomination hat and terrible uniform and get ready to clock into a TERRIBLY long shift at the Doublemeat Palace! This week Buffy joins the workforce again, and is faced with MORE than just the monotony of employment when she finds something under the meat grinder- A FUCKING FINGER! She behaves appropriately and has a menty-b (there Buffy.. have a menty-b!) but Buffy is determined to save her coworkers from MORE than ear grease plugs. In other news, Willow AND Anya both get visits from people from their past who attempt to bring back old habits. 

Rewatch, listen and laugh as we talk about trash fucking, undesirable color pallets, and we worship at the altar of she who is called Halfrek.

And don't forget to follow us on Instagram at @the_rewatcher for special bonus content!

 
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