Frank Skinner's on Absolute Radio every Saturday morning and you can enjoy the show's podcast right here. This week Frank ponders if bird-calling lessons are available and thinks he is the victim of an age chemical that makes time go faster. The team discuss what reading material is on David Cameron's bookshelf, how putting stage directions in texts could be a very helpful thing and a particularly distressing spot on Emily's face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices