As Leicester City march on unopposed to their first ever league title, Everton have got their eyes on the other two domestic trophies.Sadly, our friends from down the East Lancs have got other ideas, and Roberto Martinez's rapidly receding hairline becomes a stark metaphor for his remaining time at the club.And to this day we don't know just what inspiration he took from the creative mind of Jason Derulo."Bobby, try Bryan Oviedo at right back.""Okay that's quite unique, thanks Jase."All that plus the coach ride to Hell (via Walsall) on the podcast that knows The Dixies should've gone ahead.This episode is supported by The Excelsior. Thanks to Sean Ponzini and Gary Lunt for their contributions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices