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Bloody FM

Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.
New episodes weekly.
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Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki

SCP Archives

"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"

Transcript

 

Patrons

Feb 6-22

Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten

 

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

 

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino

Camera Person - Melissa Lusk

 

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

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Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month

"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"

Transcript

Patrons

Feb 8 - 15

Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN.

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Teddy - David Ault

Jack - Brandon P Jenkins

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

Mendonza - Rissa Montanez

Bradley - Melissa Lusk

Reynolds - B. Narr

Wilhelm - Damon Alums

Gordan Ramsay - Giancarlo Herrera

Walker - Shelby Novak

 

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

 

Presented by Bloody FM

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www.SCParchives.com

 

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Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."

Transcript

Patrons

Feb 1 - 7

threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Teddy - David Ault

Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah

Operator - Hannah Schooner

Mendoza - Rissa Montanez

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

Elevator - Tal Minear

Speedo Man - Derrick Valen

Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

 

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Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."

Transcript

Patrons

Jan 22 - Jan 31

Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Little Timmy - Tal Minear

Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr

 

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"

Transcript
Patrons

Jan 15 - Jan 21

Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW!

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

David - Chris Harris-Beechy

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein

Chauffer - Rissa Montanez

Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner

Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

D-12601 - Daisy McNamara

D-12603 - Hannah Schooner

D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah

D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

 

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

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Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com

 

 
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Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."

Transcript

Patrons

Jan 8 - Jan 14

Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein

Elevator - Tal Minear

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak

Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding

Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy

Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah

Scientist 2 - B. Narr

Security Guard - Damon Alums

Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

 

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

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Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com

 

 
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Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."

Transcript

Patrons

Jan 1 - Jan 7

Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!

Cast & Crew

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Rodney - TJ Berry

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Jack - Brandon P Jenkins

David - Chris Harris-Beechey

Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano

D-12601 - Daisy McNamara

D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah

D-12603 - Hannah Schooner

D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera

Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park 

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

 

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Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation

Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts!

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3

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Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even. 

But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their dreams. 

Content Warnings: Screaming, Gunshot SFX, A whole bunch of curse words

 

Thank you for listening to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House". 

To support the show directly, please consider leaving them a review on your listening platform of choice, or joining their Patreon!

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Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House

SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.

 

Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, Weapons of mass destruction

Requested by Loggerhead on Discord.

Transcript

Patrons 

Pt 2 - Dec 22-31

Amandazillapop, HPCringecraft, Sam Clayt, overcast51, vanjerino, DazAnOrk, Jackson Zenger, Cole Martin, Dominic Wills, GamesandCereal, SteelRook00205, Oskar Mastalerz, Khaos Kelly, paradoz430, Paul Kenney, Marielle Nunez, Tom Torrens, Charles Pratta, Smack Turmoil, and Lukas Danner

 

Cast & Crew 

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

Script by Kevin Whitlock

With content from:

SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow

SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef

SCP-7376 by MontagueETC

 

Computer - Ben Counter

O5-8 - Kale Brown

O5-5 - Elissa Park

O5-2 - Fay Roberts

Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez

Captain Miller - Vic Collins

Oscar-15 - Damon Alums

Mekhanist - Giancarlo Herrera

Abel - Nasim Benelkour

Cain - Karim Kronfli

Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Music- Newt Schottelkotte

Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger

Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”

SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.

 

Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment

Requested by Loggerhead on Discord.

Transcript

Patrons 

Pt 1 - Dec 16-21

M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william seymour, and Alissa Wiles

 

Cast & Crew 

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

Script by Kevin Whitlock

With content from:

SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow

SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef

SCP-7376 by MontagueETC

 

Computer - Ben Counter

Giles.AIC - Kayla Temshiv

O5-8 - Kale Brown

O5-5 - Elissa Park

O5-2 - Fay Roberts

Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez

Private Samson - Russ More

Captain Miller - Vic Collins

Oscar-15 - Damon Alums

Lieutenant McNabb - Hannah Schooner

Abel - Nasim Benelkour

Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Music- Newt Schottelkotte

Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger

Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social

Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives

Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com

 

 
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Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

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