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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.


Rude Tales of Magic

You'll never guess what we multiply by the population of Tokyo in this one. 

ALSO: The party finally faces off with the Light Eater.

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Get Slimed!!!

We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something...

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Short Times at Pixie High

Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of...

For more from the Fools Gold crew, including their D&D campaign setting, massive Tarrasque figurine, and Youtube series, head to foolsgold.fun. And to read the first 21 pages of the Fools Gold graphic novel, adapted by our own Christopher Hastings, check out foolsgold.fun/comicpreview !

Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!)

Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't also await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR?

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Emergency Room Family Reunion

A death. Smoke. A return. An Election. 

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Conclave (2025)

Shh!

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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

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Silence is Golden

Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences.

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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A Chocolate, if You Can Keep It

WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt.

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

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"Oh, Brother!"

Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more?

Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

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Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

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Boat Funeral!

Hey! Before you do anything, catch almost thirty minutes of bonus footage (plus other full-length games, behind-the-scenes chats, original art, and more!) at our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic , or watch this episode on our Youtube!

A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as we play a riotous round of that classic TTRPG, "Rodents and Chivalry🛡️!"

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

"Coffee Jazz Stings" by Esteban Mercado, licensed through Adobe Stock.

Engineered by Chris Osborn at Headgum Studios in NYC.

Edited by Carly Monardo. 

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Rodents & Chivalry

BUY TIX TO TIM HERE

LISTEN TO ALI's SLEEPVENTURE HERE

Tim Platt (Colbert, Sesame Street, Rude Tales of Magic) is a comedian who writes songs about bugs, birds, gods, and probably frogs too. Made of Bugs is a swamp cabaret of comedians who twist traditional stand up on its head and mix it with music, illustration, and performance art to crack you up in a way you’re never been cracked up before. Get ready to laugh in a new way.

Joined by

Ana Fabrega (Los Espooky’s)

Ike Ufomadu (Inspector Ike)

Max Wittert (High Maintenance)

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TEASER: Tim's Made of Bugs & Ali Fisher's NEW Sleepventure

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