r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, have I got the perfect opportunity for you! This choosing beggar is looking for a free place to live. You'll have to feed them, clothe them, and basically provide for all of their needs -- completely for free! Oh, and one important thing: you'll also need to breastfeed this person and just in general act like you're their mommy. You'll have to do all of this for free! What an absolute deal!

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