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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.


My Momma Told Me

Hey, hey lil mommas here's another classic - do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Was the welfare system created in order to keep Black men out of the home? Langston and David talk with Internet sensation Blakely Thornton about this nasty conspiracy. They talk about Ronald Reagan's cruel stereotype, the veil of truth behind WHO truly benefits from welfare, and beating up white doctors (emotionally). Plus, they answer a voicemail about the chicken wing shortage of 2021. This conversation goes all over the place, but strap in Lil' Mommas, you know the through lines of our silly mess. Plus, did you know Barbara Walters is dead?
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welfare Queen (with Blakely Thornton)

Hey Lil Momma's enjoy this classic episode! Did Shannon Sharpe intentionally go on Instagram Live to bury the queer rumors about him? Langston and David discuss the IG alert heard around the world and the idea of Hypermasculinity playing a role in the Black community. Why does the public care so much about athletes' sexual orientations, especially for Black men? One thing is for sure, you will never catch these hosts on IG Live, and that's a promise!
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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Is Shannon Sharpe Hiding a Nasty Little Secret (with Langston Kerman and David) RE-RELEASE

Did the music industry decide gangster rap would replace the militant sound of Public Enemy and X Clan? Langston and David sit down with returning guest, Diallo Riddle (South Side, One Song Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They dig up info on the infamous secret meeting that "allegedly" took place and the game changers who put gangster rap on the music map. We learn that you can't hook up while listening to N.W.A and that Michael Jordan's flu game may have been a cover-up for a good ol' hangover.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hip-Hop's Secret Meeting (with Diallo Riddle)

Hey Lil Momma's here's another classic episode! Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow for being the Logan Roy of durags, and we ask you to see that we are men who bleed, and have technical difficulties sometimes.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
 
 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim) RE-RELEASE

Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicemails about burnt hotdogs, hairy nether regions, ICE, and light-to-dark skin gradient scale.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Find the Epstein Files, Cancel Love Island (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Langston and David sit down with Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola to chat about trash audition moments and the best work out plan: prison.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prison Strong w/ Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Is the CIA exploiting incarcerated Black Americans and the race for a mind control agent? Langston and David sit down with the talented Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola (Jury Duty, South Side) about this unsettling conspiracy theory. They get into talks about MKUltra and the nasty things the CIA did to repress and abuse marginalized groups and to key members of the Civil Right movements. The conversation floats to an even more pressing matter: #QuincysList. We answer an voicemail about MLK Jr's affair being an FBI set up. We hope Coretta was able to get her groove on too.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The CIA is Controlling Black People! (with Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola)

Langston and David sit down with Jemele in this mini episode and talk about where their moms get their conspiracy intel. Plus, we need to rely on crackheads more often. 
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Crackhead Solution w/ Jemele Hill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Does the illuminati only comprise of Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions about white celebrities in the illuminati? Why isn't Langston's orthopedist in the illuminati? Is the word "illuminati" Italian? The answers will disappoint you. Lastly, we get an out-of-pocket voicemail about the Black male loneliness epidemic and get to the bottom of white women in cookie monster pajama pants.
 
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
 
LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)
 
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
 
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
 
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
 
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
 
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
 
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
 
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
 
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill)

Is there a war on Christmas? Langston and David slide down the chimney with no care on this conspiracy theory. Tangents arise when discussing why people are so angry. Is it the language? Is it our current world? Who knows, but talks of IG baddies and multiracial Albinos are discussed. Also, they talk about how far to lean into the Christmas spirit. Since this is the last episode of the year, we here at MMTM want to wish you Lil' Mommas a Happy Holidays (Kwanzaa, if you're nasty) and stay tuned for the next two weeks showcasing The Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 1 and Pt. 2.
 
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Bye, bitch! 

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I'm Dreaming of a Far-Right Xmas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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