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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast!

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LuAnna: The Podcast

On this week's Totally Extra: A hellish first day for a student nurse, justice for the Walls Feast ice cream, and Tracy from Didcot has a spectacular Peri or Plain Stupid which ends in a 5 hour stint in A&E and monitoring of her bowels. 

Plus, you'll never smell a bag of Skips again, we want videos of your Petty Polly's, local councils shutting down cake sheds, and a woman with a terrible shit gift and a home truth from her husband. Also: how to properly tackle the back catalogue, a 32-year-old who's fallen for her 22-year-old colleague and a woman who's spent 2 years pretending to go to Pilates.

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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She swallowed her what?!

On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t wear a seat belt and a listener at odds with her partner over how to bring up their child and to top that all off, a strong contender for weirdo of the year.

Plus, Anna's on day 3 of a hangover after passing out naked on her bathroom floor, and she's not drinking again until Celine Dion. Lu rates Jet2 an 8.5, everyone's itching for school to restart and find out the slightly disturbing reason that a Chinese woman bankrolled a tv show.

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LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

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'The kids think they rule the roost, and they bloody don't!'

On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep getting better. 

Plus, Challenge Luanna, a woman feed her husband "floor granola", the girls' favourite/least favourite parts of having kids, a Lake Garda 69 and a book club confession.

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Floor Granola, Johnny Hats & A Lake Garda 69

On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag.

Plus, ***admin on the poooood ​*** as Lu reveals her manic travel schedule (France, Portugal, Dubai, England, Paris, Belgium, Dubai again), a listener earns 30k from older men on dating apps, Anna has YET ANOTHER massage incident, this time all thanks to a Sicilian masseuse, Lu clarifies her tax situation and we’ve got even more controversial opinions involving Beyoncé, brunch, the letter Q and dogs in restaurants.

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LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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"Holly Willoughby's YouTube Return: Brave Or Bland?"

On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday. 

Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the definitive answer to what "hot penis" smells like, a petition for bidets in the UK, a confession that will really rile up the Lufannians, oh and in case you were wondering, some of the names of men that Lu has done the do with. 

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym d*ck, Naked Ladders & A girl named Peekaboo?!

On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and Lu's after her own PJ, or Boeing 747. Standard.

Plus, a wrecking bollock entrance for Lu's 40th, a huge shout out to peach iced tea, the most sensible 25-year-old mum we've ever heard from, a man cutting off his genitals to set fire to them in his mum's garage, warm toilet seats and kids who don't leave us the f alone.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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'The Female Equivalent Of The Andrew Tate Pipeline?' — Nara Smith, Tradwives & Financial Freedom

On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong.

Plus, we're crowdfunding to stuff David Attenborough, "Peri or Plain Stupid?" launches with a woman who forgot her car, the winner of Challenge Luanna's best fart, a surprising reason for rebooking a holiday resort, and a funeral mishap.

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Disney Adults, Peri or Plain Stupid & a Surprise Funeral

On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been contacted, and Andrew once babysat B*witched so that's basically confirmed. 

Elsewhere, Lu got sloshed at a vineyard, Imo's been clocked in a pub near Peter Andre's Co-op, and Anna reccos the serum that makes you look like a lightbulb. It's essentially botox in a bottle (not an ad not a spon.)

PLUS: A fuchsia Sharpie surprise we did NOT expect, a fiancé "setting boundaries", Baby name regret and Lu's ranting at cleaners who don't do the obvious.... stupidity or laziness? 

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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'Now That's What I Call Luisa!'

On this week's Totally Extra: We're banning "hollibobs" and a man paid £14 for two bags of crisps and a water at Stansted - daylight robbery!

Plus, a woman is paying her mortgage writing paragraph-length penis reviews, there's a limescale kettle Petty Polly for the office prick, a woman tried a sexy surprise and her boyfriend has been left literally scarred, the summer sex tally update (Anna traded a quickie for a massage), a genius 'get out of sex' hack from a woman with back problems, and a man simply can't tell his wife her rosemary and orange birthday cake was the worst thing he's ever eaten.

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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TOTALLY EXTRA: "We Are Sitting On A Potential Gold Mine" - Penis Reviews, "Holibobs" & Stealth Pad Changes

On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally moved into the renovated granny pad, Crumble’s had a nightmare at the dog groomers and the girls are producer-less as wine tasting > recording at sociable hours.

Plus, the extra seat plane hack didn't work for a listener on EasyJet (sorrysorry), another listener promises a week of sex in return for a garden chair, Jesy Nelson's SMA campaign gets a proper chat, with newborn screening being rolled out from October. There are poop platform shoes from America that we’re keen to steal the idea for, our imitators are taking things too far, and Lu delivers a "public apology" for her school play rant that immediately becomes a louder, more committed double-down.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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'He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound'

On this week's Totally Extra: Happy birthday Anna! Tesco Susan's been there since '87, Lu's not Greta Thunberg's biggest fan, Imo sets a fart challenge, and we're introduced to Gary the brown dog. 

Plus, the brand new-ish try something fun time takes the pod a bit sideways, misheard Cher lyrics, we find out if lesbians do anal, Jamie gets lovely dad reassurance about bathing with his daughter, and we've got weeing in public hacks.

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Frozen Mango Wine, Greta Thunberg & How much would you charge for a**l?

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