Tom Brady Fake Retires and Joe Burrow's Got Us Obsessed Ft. Kelsey Cook

- Adam Schefter prematurely announces that Tom Brady retired, but we are waiting to hear from Brady himself - dressing up for events that don't need to be dressed up for - Feits realizes he's pissed off the ASPCA - where is the best place to pop a pimple? - Tony Romo and his odd analysis - Jacqed Up - Bengals vs Chiefs and Rams vs 49ers - Top 5 Video games - Zack lost his phone and the rest of his life is also crumbling around him - Voicemails - Kelsey Cook interview on a m***urbating horror story, hustling people in fooseball, chasing tequila with bologna, and much more

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0:00 - Tom Brady Fake Retires 15:24 - Dressing up 26:24 - ASPCA hates Feits 30:31 - Best place to pop a pimple 35:21 - Tony Romo is struggling 38:29 - Top 5 Video Games 1:08:44 - Jacqed Up 1:14:37 - Zack Lost his phone 1:24:22 - Voicemails 1:42:39 - Kelsey Cook Interview preview

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