Si Robertson is still not dead, and he's had it with viral death hoaxes scaring his family and friends. Si's wife, Christine, can't stand his new glasses. John-David has an update on the hate mail he received and the unexpected turn it took, and Phillip praises Si on his social media commenting skills, which may or may not be Phillip's own commenting skills. The room finds out Martin grew up with a parrot, and John-David is in shock. Si has no idea how old his cat is, and Martin and Phillip give great advice on what to do if your girlfriend moves far away for college. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices