59. People who like to talk for a long time

"Will this person never stop talking?

We have all met them, they are all around us and most often they are cis-men; people who talks a lot. The monologue just keeps going and you are not capable to process any of the information bombardment coming at you because your brain is working on 100% capacity to find an excuse to get the h**l out of there before you explode.

I met one of these today, and here is how I escaped.