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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who might uproot her life to Japan for her man in the Navy, a Ukrainian queen of the night club, and the tale of a ghost nurse in the most terrifying lunch shift in 1986. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!

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Ukraine's Queen of the Nightclube - Trail Mix #146

In this episode of the Camp Counselors Podcast, we spiral into wedding planning panic mode after a major curveball changes everything! We get real about the highs and lows of planning our big day. Then, we share a heartfelt tribute to the late, great Dolly Parton, discussing her incredible legacy of philanthropy and the sparkle she brought to the world. Plus so much more. Episode 196 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Works Cited:

➜ Cain, Sian. “‘I Just Give from My Heart’: How Dolly Parton’s Philanthropy Focused Most on Helping Children.” The Guardian, 26 Aug. 2026.

➜ Kruesi, Kimberlee. “How This Massachusetts Sanctuary Takes in Hundreds of Guinea Pigs from across the US.” Associated Press, 18 Aug. 2026.

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196 - Wedding Planning Panic Mode ACTIVATED

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about

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Boofin' Hot Sauce - Trail Mix #145

We are talking toe socks, virtual tap dance lessons, Abby Lee Miller, a Little Debbie Bandit, and so much more. Episode 195 was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Works Cited:

➜ Brink, Phil. “Police: Little Debbie Snack Fraud Scheme Involved Deliveries That Never Happened.” FreightWaves, 8 Aug. 2026.

➜ Nadeau, Barbie Latza. “Scenic Spot in Italian Mountains Overrun by Tourists Seeking the Perfect Pastry.” CNN, 19 Aug. 2026.

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Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

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195 - Virtual Tap Dance Class

In this episode throwback replay of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on how to survive a summer vacation with bullies, a vampire wedding photo shoot, a camper who was on an iconic televised game show, and a spooky AirBNB tale that might ignite some fear. (Original Air Date: Jun 10, 2024)

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(Replay) I Was on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ - Trail Mix #38

This week at Camp Shady Birch, we’re recapping Hilary Duff’s Lucky Me Tour. Then we are investigating a mysterious church fire the night before a Utah wedding. We also get into a daddy running a record-breaking mile while pushing a stroller. Go daddy, go! Then we rant about razor burn, Zachariah's rolled ankle, and so much more.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Works Cited:

➜ Hussain, Zoe. “Utah Bride-to-Be Allegedly Used Tampon to Set Mormon Church Ablaze Day Before Wedding.” New York Post, 28 July 2026.

➜ Leib, Mason. “Dad Runs 4-Minute, 17-Second Mile While Pushing Daughter in Stroller.” ABC News, 13 Aug. 2026.

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Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

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194 - Thank You, Hilary Duff

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a scary Little Cesars encounter, a coworker who is VERY close with her sibling, and surviving a category four hurricane on vodka and juice boxes.

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Sponsors:

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Little Cesar, BIG Problem - Trail Mix #144

This week we are talking all things edging! Our lawn, our garden, and then some!! Then we’re unwrapping the undercooked chicken amusement park filled with roller coaster grills and a Kia dealership caught taking parts from a customer’s car. OMG can you believe? Plus so much more, obvi.

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Works Cited:

➜ Warby, Nathan. "Influencer's 'Chicken Amusement Park' Shut Down Because All the Meat Was Undercooked." Dexerto, 4 Aug. 2026. Accessed 11 Aug. 2026.

➜ Brown, Brendan. "Caught on Camera: Lake Charles Woman Says Kia Dealership Used Her Car Parts to Fix Another Customer's Vehicle." KPLC, 4 Aug. 2026. Accessed 11 Aug. 2026.

Camp Songs:

Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

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193 - Are You Into Edging?

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who tried to out-lie a liar and lost, a girl who stole an iPod and was immediately hit by karma, and a camper who got into one messy car and entered a full-day horror movie.

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Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

Sponsors:

➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP

➜ Make your move at Apartments.com the place to find a place, and search more than one million rental listings to find your next home.

➜ Download Cash App Today! Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Camp Songs: Listen on Spotify here or Listen online here!

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iPod Diva Ends Up on Teacher's Windshield - Trail Mix #143

BIG NEWS! Zachariah was cast in Keke Palmer's new Audible original series and he is breaking it all down! The British accent he had 10 minutes to figure out, recording in the LA studio, and getting to film WITH Keke Palmer for the micro drama THE DAY AFTER getting engaged. We also get into a Florida restaurant that accepts live pythons as payment for pizza, the eBay cyberstalking case that just settled for $56 million, binge-watching The Five-Star Weekend AND SO MUCH MORE!

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Sponsors:

➜ Make your move at Apartments.com the place to find a place, and search more than one million rental listings to find your next home.

➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance.

Works Cited:

➜ Paul, Andrew. “Florida Man Will Trade Pizza for Pythons.” Popular Science, 15 July 2026.

➜ Streitfeld, David. “Couple Stalked by eBay Settle for $56 Million.” The New York Times, 28 July 2026.

Camp Songs:

Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

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192 - Secret Project Revealed

In this mini episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper whose casual drive became a public takedown, a camper who really put a skid-mark on Highway 94, and a tale of a witch and her turkey sandwich.

Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour!

Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!

Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

Social Media:

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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

COOL! Bologna Is Both Lunch and Paint Remover - Trail Mix #118

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