All Nick Zink wants is a simple job to earn some money for college. Instead he gets a job working for a Hawaiian shirt-wearing vampire named Lenny, who hangs out with a proctologist/wizarding hobbyist and a zombie who runs a vineyard. On the same day his boss decides to open a "ghost-and-strange-stuff" detective agency, Nick meets Cara Archer, a hot emo girl whose CPA-turned-vampire hunter father has a critical deadline: kill one vampire in the next three days or face death himself.