What is it about men anyway? Bad cars, bad jobs, even bad teeth—nothing convinces them that they can’t snare a size-two babe with a D-cup chest. And after way too many Internet dates with men named “luv stick” and “bigdaddy 182,” Lucy Rothschild should know.

But sitting across from her now is “hard luvnman,” and he seems different—sensitive, honest, and hot! He says he’s a plumber, while Lucy claims she’s a nurse. She’s really a mystery writer, dating online while researching her next book. Hey, everyone lies a little, don’t they?

But Quinn is really an undercover cop hunting down a serial killer, and he sees Lucy as his top suspect. While he could really go for this smart, sexy woman with the killer bod—if that’s the only thing “killer” about her—he knows he needs to wine and dine her and discover the truth. Hey, he realizes the dating scene can be deadly—but this is ridiculous!