The Chronicles of Colin & Captain Sockstump The Captain Sockstump File: The Secret Prequel of the Captain – BEFORE the Rice Cake Incident

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. Lost sock story, washing machine adventure, military humor for kids, sock puppet hero, funny prequel, laundry mystery, action adventure short story

Short Description (Hook) This is not a bedtime story. This is a war report. Witness the origin of Captain Sockstump and his daring escape from the 1200 RPM spin cycle.

Long Description (Blurb)

Humans believe in coincidences. Giants believe in wear and tear. But the truth is dirtier. The truth is made of wool.

Before he met the boy on the rice cake, Captain Sockstump was just a soldier in the drawer. He had a partner, Lefty. He had a mission. He was an elite Merino Blend 55/45.

But the Washing Machine changes everything. In The Sockstump File, read the classified report of the day that shattered a team and created a hero. From the "Barracks in the Dark" to the terrifying "Lip of Death" inside the drum, this is the story of survival against all odds.

How did he lose his eye? Where did the tear in his heel come from? And how exactly does a sock survive a 1200-revolution spin cycle to escape into freedom?

Warning: Contains traces of fabric softener, tragedy, and pure woolen rage.

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Lydbog: 11. december 2025