Summary of Jenny Lawson's Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book.

#1 Most people have never stood inside a dead animal, unless you count when Luke Skywalker crawled inside a tauntaun to keep from freezing to death in Star Wars. The only thing that seemed strange about the Cosby family's dinner preparations was that no one was covered in blood.

#2 I had to throw up in a deer sweater. It was like I was wearing a deer sweater. I can’t eat any meat that I’ve seen or smelled raw, which my husband complains about all the time.

#3 Most people do not have poisonous tap water in their house. Most people do not get letters from the government telling them not to drink their poisonous tap water because dangerous radon has leaked into their well.

#4 Cisterns are large metal cans that catch rainwater, and most people don’t have them. Some people claim they have a cistern, but then politely add that the word is actually pronounced sister.

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