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Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up: A Parody for Your Twenties

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Engelsk
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This hilarious graduation keepsake exposes the not-always-awesome realities of becoming an adult in bitingly satirical verse.

Congrats! Congrats!

You’ve made it so far.

You’re an adult now,

you’re even allowed

in a bar.

But long before you’re

going to succeed,

You’ll eff shit up,

100% guaranteed.

This off-beat (and off-color) volume of illustrated comic verse offers an honest assessment of what’s in store for those with the misfortune of just entering the workforce. It is the perfect graduation present for any young adult who needs a dose of reality—or a good laugh.

© 2014 Ulysses Press (E-bog): 9781612433400

Release date

E-bog: 1. april 2014

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