NUMN Edition - #72 Full Crew

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!

This week we cover:

Ken Paxton Goes Postal - Texas AG explains how the Dems stole the 2020 election by conjuring up postal ballots: https://revolver.news/2024/01/ken-paxton-reveals-exactly-how-dems-stole-2020-election-so-much-simpler-than-you-realize/

Be Proud! The US leads the world in gross grandiose government gigantism, and by a great margin: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-has-biggest-govt-history-world-very-wide-margin

Frozen Fans Found at Friend's Flophouse - Fraught Father Floored by Frigid Findings: https://nypost.com/2024/01/25/news/kansas-city-chiefs-fans-parents-raises-questions-about-frozen-death/

The Stones of Doom - "cursed" rocks returned to ancient site of Pompeii after bad luck strikes taker: https://www.iflscience.com/tourist-returns-stones-to-pompeii-explaining-i-didnt-know-about-the-curse-72525

Unknowns featured this week: Terry, Bruce, Big Perm, Scottski, Jackye and Keel.

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