I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend: More Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King

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'The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs' - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King

Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.

Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t. So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:

1. Am I in a relationship with Sam? 2. Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me? 3. Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?

Listeners loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!

'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review 'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review 'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review 'Funny and sweet and so real.' - 5 star review

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Lydbog: 2. juli 2026