I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)

Being a teenager bites—literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink their teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

Her past is back for blood.

My goals for senior year were simple: • Find a prom dress I don’t hate • Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more • amazing best friend Sarita) • Maybe try not to flunk history class

My plans did NOT include: • Babysitting a newborn vampire—who also happens to be Max’s annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra • Fighting off my ex-boyfriend—who did I mention is immortal? • And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem

Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What’s worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.

Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.

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Lydbog: 9. juni 2026