Everything Is a Subscription (Including Your Sanity): An Absurd Guide to Modern American Life

Everything Is a Subscription (Including Your Sanity) is a darkly funny, painfully accurate look at modern American life - where nothing is owned, everything renews automatically, and even your peace of mind comes with a monthly fee.

From toothbrushes that judge you, to sleep apps that ruin your sleep, to subscriptions you forgot existed but still pay for every month, this book explores how convenience quietly turned into a business model built on forgetfulness, anxiety, and small recurring charges that somehow drain entire paychecks.

This isn’t a self-help book. It won’t teach you how to budget, optimize, or escape to a cabin in the woods.

Instead, it does something more dangerous:It notices what we all live with every day - and says it out loud.

Inside you’ll find absurd, relatable chapters about:

Free trials that are anything but free

Cancel buttons that don’t cancel

Apps designed to manage other apps

Therapy, sleep, fitness, hydration, and emotions - all monetized

Why “it’s just $4.99” is how everything breaks

Written in sharp, minimalist prose with laugh-out-loud moments and uncomfortable recognition, this book is for anyone who has ever checked their bank statement and thought:

“I don’t even remember agreeing to this.”

You don’t need to cancel anything to read this book. It won’t auto-renew. That alone should make you suspicious.

© 2026 ALL-IN RAFAŁ PŁONKOWSKI (E-bog): 9788384830727

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E-bog: 30. august 2026