50: "I Didn’t Pee In The Sea” - Beer Chaos, Beach Nightmares & Brighton Life

Paddleboard Disasters, E-Dating Confessions & Jack’s Bum-Cheek Itch

Jack Manifold and Tom Simons are back with episode 50 of Shut Up I’m Talking. In this milestone episode, Tom reveals his relationship status, Jack paddleboards without getting wet but with getting itchy butt cheeks, Brighton beach life, stand-up nerves, beer diaries, and has TommyInnit lost interest in the worm?

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EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:

• Tom’s worst moment: pre-Tomedy gig nerves & stand-up disaster stories • Long-distance relationships, e-dating confessions & fans oversharing • Should Tom join LGBTQIA+ as ‘Questioning’? • Is TommyInnit making Pride all about himself? • Everyone admits to peeing in the sea. Except Jack • Jack’s dad’s Belgian beer reviews & how Jack gets way too honest after 6 pints • Tom visits a butterfly sanctuary, plays with stick insects & blows a wooden train whistle • Brighton life = paradise for one expensive month only • Jazz night fallout: Tom ignores Jack’s invite & instead cycles recklessly and helmetless • Jack’s birthday ruined by Ikea opening, A-level results and MrBeast • MrBeast joins Kick, AI debates & dark woke arguments • Tom’s book obsession: should he stop outsourcing his big life decisions? • Jeremy Renner, love, and the secrets of the universe • Tom’s near-death stunts: bungee jumps, jetpacks, tanks & almost wing-walking • Worm update: the enclosure is now shit brown’, the worm’s still alive, but Tom doesn’t care • Rap names, streaming ADHD & Jack Manifold’s new video teased Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold Executive producer: Mirren Mace Directed by: Mirren Mace Producer: Russell Noon Production coordinator: Tori Sheard Social media: Tori Sheard Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz Editor: Owen Rogers Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep Set design: Mirren Mace

This podcast episode was recorded on 12/08/25

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