My wife said if I didn’t stop making jokes about the 90s band OMC that she was leaving me. I said “really?… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Did you know Superman goes to a Bitcoin meet up at 8 pm every Thursday? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
While she was singing her solo, the actress fell down from the stage during the Broadway musical. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I remember playing Mortal Kombat when Sub-Zero could rip out your spinal cord. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I said to my nephew, “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Two astronauts aboard the Nostromo are making coffee when one says, “I can’t seem to find any milk.” (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Chad Kroeger from Nickelback loves appearing in nativity plays. He’s been a shepherd, an inn keeper, he’s even played the back end of a donkey. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Who do you get if you cross Elon Musk with Bill Gates and make them taller? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Abraham Lincoln was known to always eat at tables when he went to restaurants. . (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Why do German jails have separate cells for street food vending violations? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I met the Spice Girls at an event last night but forgot one of their names. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
How does the government collect information about Peter Parker? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band in Switzerland. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
My infatuation of the Beatles was so bad that I felt compelled to buy every single record that they made. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
My daughter asked me who my favourite vampire is. I said the one from Sesame Street. She said he doesn't count. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Bad day at work today, I cut 2 finger off my hand. I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Why didn’t Luke Skywalker get married and have kids like his father? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist, and Vlad the Impaler have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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How were the casting directors for the Big Lebowski able to find the perfect actors for their roles? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says…. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Matched with a woman on Tinder and, after some chatting, I asked what she did for a living. She replied that she was a content creator on YouTube. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
After studying under one of the greatest artists of our time, I cut off his arm and duct taped it to the wall... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I just saw a biopic about Dracula's short career in Major League Baseball. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I asked a presidential advisor how many people work in the White House. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Donald Trump has signed an order banning the sale of shredded cheese. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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Huey Lewis goes solo for the first ten tracks of his new album... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the upcoming origami workshop... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a flat tire? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Last night I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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Why did Sauron want a really big entry way to walk into his room? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I often wonder what The Beach Boys always had as their food of choice. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
What is Justin Timberlake’s favorite Eastern European geological feature? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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Trump is selling a “Gold Card” that quickly gets you citizenship. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Stevie Nicks once turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
For some reason, Trump never brings his clubs with him to Cancun. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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How did James Bond react when his martini was mistakenly stirred? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Just when you thought you heard every Trump joke imaginable I give you this one. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I asked my friend from North Korea what he thought about his country’s leaders. He said… (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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My family thinks I love re-watching The Hunt for Red October because I’m a huge Cold War nerd. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
In the Harry Potter book series, The Goblet of Fire is when things started getting serious. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I've spent my whole life thinking I could only eat McDonald's happy meals because I was allergic to everything else. Though I just learned I can eat any meal that comes with an action figure. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Walter White started a restaurant during a nationwide meat shortage. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
What do you call a mouse that stands on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What do you call a duck that stands on two legs? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
What is so fragile that the mere mention of it's name can break it? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
The librarian recommended a book about famous blind people like Louis Braille and Hellen Keller. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
My girlfriend just covered her bedroom wall with posters of the 34th US president. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
My wife has been reading a lot of gothic romance horrors recently, so I asked her why does Dracula always bite people in the neck? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios3
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My wife read a draft of a mystery novel I’m working on. She goes, “I don’t get it…in chapter two you randomly wrote ‘shadow, shadow, shadow, shadow’…what the hell does that even mean??” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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Al Pacino is set to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championship. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
According to Kid Rock, humans can understand up to 25 letters of the alphabet. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
My neighbor Janet said she’d push me out the door if I made up any more puns about The Monkees. I thought she was joking. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I told my wife today that I have the same birthday as Adolf Hitler. She said, It's crazy to think that such a disgusting loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people.... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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I think the worst character in the Harry Potter movie was Nearly-Headless Nick. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
The therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end her marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars Day puns… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
There's a debate amongst historians over whether Shakespeare died of tuberculosis or not... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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Apparently the new Pope's first question was: Where do I get to live? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Siri kept calling me Shirley all day yesterday and I was getting very annoyed. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar never once said Thank you in his entire life. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I hate to bring up politics, but Trump accepting that jet as a gift. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I had my first experience with sleep paralysis last night, turns out Gloria Gaynor is my sleep paralysis demon. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
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A karen walked into my store last night and asked if she can see the manager! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
If they attempt Mission Impossible 8 times in a row and succeed every single time. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] What did they call Marge Simpson after she lost her house and husband in a fire? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
What did they call Marge Simpson after she lost her house and husband in a fire? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] It Was Announced Today That The Bands Men At Work and Men Without Hats Would Be Joining Together To Form One Super Group. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
It Was Announced Today That The Bands Men At Work and Men Without Hats Would Be Joining Together To Form One Super Group. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] Everyone knows Alan Turing, who cracked Enigma codes. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] What do you get when you cross the bands Kansas and the Counting Crows? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
What do you get when you cross the bands Kansas and the Counting Crows? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] I have a friend who has never seen a single Keanu Reeves movie. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
I have a friend who has never seen a single Keanu Reeves movie. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] The toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] Norah Jones only knows 25 letters of the alphabet. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] My son said he saw a strange bald headed girl move a boulder by using telekinesis. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
My son said he saw a strange bald headed girl move a boulder by using telekinesis. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0
[No Laughter Version] Peter Parker knows how to make rice in one minute. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)Klassic Studios0